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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Spermatozoon 

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
Spermatozoon by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009

spermazoid 

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."
Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."

Espermatozóide 

Nasci de um espermatozóide
Espermatozóide by Manilator April 11, 2018

Spermatozoon 

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.
I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.
Spermatozoon by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)
“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
“fuck you.”
Spermatozoa by spermatozoa September 25, 2025
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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