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spermdroid 

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.
Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)
spermdroid by lorenzor March 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Spermdodger 

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear
I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger
Spermdodger by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021

spermazoid 

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."
Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."

Spermoidal 

Thanks for your spermoidal contribution to my life
Spermoidal by XL3GNDx June 13, 2024
Often objectifying or simplifying the world and people around them. Applicable to men epitomizing the manosphere, who are particularly obsessed with their sex life, social status, money, and power.
this guy is only talking about his favourite sex positions and crypto coins, that’s such spermoid behaviour
Spermoid by NFTmaxxer67 May 20, 2026
Often objectifying or simplifying the world and people around them. Applicable to men epitomizing the manosphere, who are particularly obsessed with their sex life, social status, money, and power.
this guy is only talking about his favourite sex positions and crypto coins, that's such spermoid behaviour
Spermoid by NFTmaxxer67 May 20, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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