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Spermdodger 

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear
I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger
Spermdodger by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021

spermazoid 

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."
Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."

Spermoidal 

A funny way to say sperm
Thanks for your spermoidal contribution to my life
Spermoidal by XL3GNDx June 13, 2024
Often objectifying or simplifying the world and people around them. Applicable to men epitomizing the manosphere, who are particularly obsessed with their sex life, social status, money, and power.
this guy is only talking about his favourite sex positions and crypto coins, that's such spermoid behaviour
Spermoid by NFTmaxxer67 May 20, 2026
Often objectifying or simplifying the world and people around them. Applicable to men epitomizing the manosphere, who are particularly obsessed with their sex life, social status, money, and power.
this guy is only talking about his favourite sex positions and crypto coins, that’s such spermoid behaviour
Spermoid by NFTmaxxer67 May 20, 2026

Spermamoid

A spermamoid is a man/boy who is younger than the speaker, treating them as if they were unborn due to the age gap. The smaller the age gap, the funnier. Is regarded as the male version of spermafoid, with the names coming from "foid" and "moid".
Dude 1: Hey, dude, when's your birthday? I wanna get you Dead By Daylight for it
Dude 2: You gonna send me to fucking hell?? Okay, only doing this for the refund, it's the 14th of March
Dude 1: HA!! FUCKING SPERMAMOID!!!
Dude 2: Piss off I'm going to bum you
Dude 1: Yeah eat shit
Spermamoid by FrankDBDLegionSex August 2, 2026
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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