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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Spermatozoon 

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
Spermatozoon by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009

spamatozoa 

As confusing as the million sperm to one drop odds of spam mail weburfing way through a spider web
Voting: standing mail member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun. Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with my spamatozoa .

Decisions. Decisions.
spamatozoa by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

spermatophagus 

a bird that feeds on seeds.
A finch is a spermatophagus.
spermatophagus by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

spermatologist 

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.
I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

spermotozoa 

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.
Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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