Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

Sperm agent by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

spermanent by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermadent 

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

Spermadent by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

spermanent by Bri May 15, 2003

Spermanent

When one's actions lead to a permanent, unpleasant, stain.

OH CRAP! THAT STAIN IS GOING TO BE SPERMANENT!

Spermanent by air4ever January 3, 2011

spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.

Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".

spermanent by QuacksO January 14, 2020

spermanent markers 

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

spermanent markers by QuacksO March 10, 2021