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Sperm Talk 

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up
Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk
Sperm Talk by stwingey January 8, 2024

walking talking sperm bank 

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex
"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank

walking talking sperm bank 

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.
She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

walking talking sperm bank 

Spermtaking 

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.
Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...
Spermtaking by ralphparker December 26, 2010

Spermtaker 

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.
Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!
Spermtaker by KHDT October 7, 2010