Sperm Burn

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010

Sperm Burn

The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.

Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.

by stefan`124 March 9, 2009

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

Burnt Sperm

Left over sperm or semen in someones asshole from a prior fuck that is re-fucked by another dick and thus becomes overheated and burnt. It's odor is that of burning flesh and feces put together.

Bob: This girl, Kim Cumbox, farted on me while we were fucking and it smelled horrible!
Fred: Haaa! You fucked her!!?? That ass is FULL of Burnt Sperm! You better take a shower!

by [Ball Squeezins] March 1, 2008

spermburper

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

by jasom February 9, 2004