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Speednoob 

Speednoob is when you get a bunch of paintball noobs and make em play speedball
Hey, check out those guys rearing up for a game of Speednoob

Oh goody I love Speednoob
Speednoob by Skewtr May 25, 2011
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speedwood 

Speedwood is a subgenre or genre of music created by Michael D. Bridges and Georger R. Baum. It consists of mainly two acoustic instruments - a guitar and a piano. Sometimes other acoustic instruments are added such as a drum, slinky, or recorder. It is a fast-paced music where the players play their instruments as hard as fast as they can and include the occassional ballad as well. The creator's website is at www.speedwood.com
We didn't want to have a full band, so we decided that we'd play speedwood.
speedwood by kagomeshuko November 9, 2004

speedbooster 

A speedbooster is a word used to describe the scum within the NBA 2K community that abuse dribble move animations to gain a speed advantage over their opponent. Speedboosters make up the majority of the highest ranked people in the NBA 2k MyPark, for their lack of actual basketball IQ gives them a competitive edge.
"Dam yo we would've won that game if it wasn't for that no IQ speedbooster, fuck!"
speedbooster by MouldyLearner19 December 5, 2016

Splendoobular

When you are so happy with something (i.e. a relationship) that it is Splendoobular

Dang! This cheap hooker that i got is so good, this night is going to be Splendoobular!
Splendoobular by Ant LuV January 20, 2009

Speedobear 

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless
**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear
Speedobear by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010

speedbomb 

vaporizing heroin and crack together in a lightbulb
Last friday i did a speedbomb and jizzed in my pants.
speedbomb by Jonthespot March 24, 2009

Speedcoon 

A beavcoon who has reached terminal velocity.
Native American Guy: Speedcoon go fast!
Speedcoon by Speedcoon August 26, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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