Beavcoon

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

by cheese-kun July 6, 2010

Beavcoon

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

by Beavcoonlover69 July 1, 2015

Beavcoon

Literally Satan; Likes to deprive high school children of water and motivation; Has an impressive neck beard.

The Beavcoon was extra grouchy today and didn't let us have water for over an hour.

by Flithy Jew October 25, 2016

beavecoon

A rare animal who lives in Mount. Baker national forest which has the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon.

#1- yo the fuck is that freaky ass thing?
#2- oh shit dude that's a beavecoon

by _Juan_ January 5, 2016

Beavpoon

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Bearcoon

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!

by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009

beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.

Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.

by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010