Beavcoon 

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by cheese-kun July 6, 2010

Beavcoon 

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by Beavcoonlover69 July 1, 2015

Beavcoon 

Literally Satan; Likes to deprive high school children of water and motivation; Has an impressive neck beard.

The Beavcoon was extra grouchy today and didn't let us have water for over an hour.

Beavcoon by Flithy Jew October 25, 2016

beavecoon

A rare animal who lives in Mount. Baker national forest which has the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon.

#1- yo the fuck is that freaky ass thing?
#2- oh shit dude that's a beavecoon

beavecoon by _Juan_ January 5, 2016

Beavpoon 

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

Beavpoon by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Bearcoon 

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!

Bearcoon by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009

beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.

Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.

beavecoon by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010