Beavcoon

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

by cheese-kun June 27, 2010

Beavcoon

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

by Beavcoonlover69 June 23, 2015

Beavcoon

Literally Satan; Likes to deprive high school children of water and motivation; Has an impressive neck beard.

The Beavcoon was extra grouchy today and didn't let us have water for over an hour.

by Flithy Jew October 25, 2016