Speedfacing

It's the action of when someone makes the face that IShowSpeed made when a viewer who wanted to beat him in Fortnite for a prize said "Please Speed I need this", "My mom is kind of homeless". While breaking down in tears. Speed was attempting not to laugh. It is usually done when cringing at something

Bro: I sold the 10/10 Me: "speedfaces"
Bro: Bro why u speedfacing at me?

Speedfacing by senseij February 24, 2026

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Speedfucking 

High frequency sexual intercours breaking the sound barrier by reaching at least 180 BPM (beats per minute).

"Last night Steffi and I were speedfucking in such a high frequency that we woke up the neighbors with a big boooooooooom when we reached the sound barrier"

Speedfucking by Steff- the Chef September 14, 2007

speedflying

A flying sport much like paragliding that prides itself on letting participants graze their nutsack past rocks at speeds of up to 145km/h. Some people use skis while speedflying - this is called speedriding. When speedriding one can be even closer to the slope for longer!

Holy fkin' shit did you see John's speedflying gobro video!? He skied off a cliff, did a double barrel roll, reconnected with some fresh pow, then threw a spiral!!

speedflying by speedflyer March 26, 2019

forced speedfapping 

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

forced speedfapping by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017