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Speed Porn

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.
Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!
by Ronius August 24, 2006
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Speedport

Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.
I was looking for an adventure and decided to speedport. As a result, I ended up in France.
by mercanerie98 March 3, 2017
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raging speedhorn

band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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raging speedhorn

raging hard on. When the penis is erected very hard and stiffly
by Cedric May 23, 2003
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speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection
i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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Raging Speedhorn

When one takes a drug, namely speed, it is difficult to obtain an erection. Therefore, to have a raging speedhorn is an oxymoron.
Joe: "Omg Mark I have taken so much speed right now, look at my raging hardon"

Mark: "LOL more like raging speedhorn"
by Josski February 2, 2010
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