Spazmolite 

A slow person, relatively incompetent

That guy who crashed his car the other week was a right Spazmolite

Spazmolite by BloodsoakedDrengr August 4, 2024

spazmobile 

A mountain bike with a two stroke engine.

Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!

spazmobile by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

spazmobile 

A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January 2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.

"I've avoided quite a few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."

spazmobile by Nick Estes February 16, 2007

Spazmodite 

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"

" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "

Spazmodite by Erazer February 25, 2009