A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.
"I've avoided quitea few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."
pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"
" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.