Spasty

spastic and nasty mixed together. the result of not being able to find the right word to describe someone's crazy personality and behavior

watch out for this one, she's spasty

Spasty by aye jaye October 10, 2008

Swasty 

Combination of the words Sick, Wicked, and Nasty. Swasty is a term used when in the presence of something amazing. Used because saying 1 of the 3 words is just not enough to express its magnitude.

"DAMN, did u see that dunk?! That was swasty!"
"That movie was too swasty!"
"That was possibly the most swasty thing I have ever seen."

Swasty by ilooooovechocolate September 10, 2012

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

Pull a Sparty 

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

Pull a Sparty by htos_drol November 13, 2011

spanty 

habitually and intentionally leaving typos intact in a message transmitted by electronic means, such as in a mobile phone's text message, or e-mail. Often aided by predictive text technologies such as T9. Being spanty is often done to bewilder the unsuspecting, or for personal amusement.

Molly: I'm going to moth the movie and the library today.

Molly: Of course, by "moth," I meant to type "both," but I left it in there because "moth" is awesome.

Jeff: You're so spanty.

Molly: Yeah, I'm book like that.

spanty by Jeff83 February 11, 2009

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017