spast

german insult similar to dumbass.

so ein spast der andré pfohl

by harassor January 4, 2005

Spast

In (Deurne) Belgium; a person who can't afford a pants.

Hey Tom, what kind of spast are you? Go buy yourself a pants!

by vincentvc May 10, 2010

Spast

A word used for dismay

Oh spast I'm going to have to kill you now!

by Kyle November 20, 2004

spast

i word use for dismay

Oh spast im going to have to kill you now

by Kyle November 20, 2004

sastwatch

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014