Sparty 

1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.

Sparty by Cado Solum August 23, 2009

Sparty 

The muscular mascot for Michigan State University, featured as a terra cotta statue and foam rubber mascot at games and events.

Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)

Look, on the sideline, it's Sparty leading the fans in the fight song.

Sparty by King Leonidas of Sparta September 8, 2009

Sparty 

A party by which the people attending are disabled (Spaz)

Don't go in there, its a sparty its not for us.

Sparty by hero6192 January 24, 2011

sparty 

SPARTY spahr-tee noun. a social gathering during which the invitees watch spartacus & drink to double sword chops and calorie boobs.

dont be tardy for the sparty

sparty by mar dogg February 22, 2011

Sparty 

If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
->
Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.

Sparty by lifeinsepia May 3, 2007

sparty 

a small party

yeah bro i'm going to a sparty this weekend nothing big.

sparty by danyellforme October 18, 2017

Sparty on!

The phrase that replaces "party on" at Michigan State University

Did you see that game? Yeah dude, Sparty on!

Sparty on! by Rohn Joberts April 17, 2004