Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "
Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a
Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on
Reddit."