A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.
Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.
a spastic cat is a Spasticat
Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.
a spastic cat is a Spasticat
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A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
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Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
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