Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.
3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley inForest Hill Village.