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spartist 

Noun. Humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with Marxist dialectical jargon. From the fictitious character Dave Spart in Private Eye, a British satirical fortnightly.
He came out with some Spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.
spartist by Battered Osidge February 25, 2006
Vagina thats smells just like tuna after you hit it.
I got drunk last night and had sex with a Starkist. My shit stank for hours after.
Starkist by angel of deth May 11, 2007
A spankist is any person who has a propensity to administer spanking as their preferred form of corporal punishment. A spankist (or spanki, plural) is usually an adult who performs the spank on a young child. Spanki are most often parents or family relatives, with daycare givers or babysitters being less common examples. An elementary school teacher was once considered to be the defining institutionalized spankist, but this practice has largely abated since the Post-war era.
"As a spankist, I believe that time-out is an ineffective punishment."

One theme considered for an episodic arc for the Maury Povich Show was "You Spankist!: A focus on potentially unethical spanking."
Spankist by Rice_brown September 14, 2010

sparkster 

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings
sparkster by t_____t May 22, 2019

sparkish 

When something is annoying, referring to the piece of Ignite Realtime software.
<Tom> Man, this computer is being really sparkish
<Tim> lol whats it doing
<Tom>It crashed...
sparkish by Pilif12p1 July 15, 2009

Spartist 

An individual who observes Marxist theory to the exclusion of all else. Often comndemns most things in society and the world with meaningless far left-wing dogma, and often end up in logical cycles and jumping to conclusions in the process. Such people claim to be progressive, but are as backward thinking, unimaginative, blinkered, hare brained and colourless as the leaders of the former Soviet Union and Communist Eastern Europe. The word comes from the Private Eye "Archetypal left-winger" Dave Spart.
Tariq Ali, Hugo Chavez, John Pilger, Seamus Milne and Noam Chomsky are typical Spartists.
Spartist by GiantBird March 26, 2008