spartist 

Noun. Humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with Marxist dialectical jargon. From the fictitious character Dave Spart in Private Eye, a British satirical fortnightly.

He came out with some Spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.

spartist by Battered Osidge February 25, 2006

Spartist 

An individual who observes Marxist theory to the exclusion of all else. Often comndemns most things in society and the world with meaningless far left-wing dogma, and often end up in logical cycles and jumping to conclusions in the process. Such people claim to be progressive, but are as backward thinking, unimaginative, blinkered, hare brained and colourless as the leaders of the former Soviet Union and Communist Eastern Europe. The word comes from the Private Eye "Archetypal left-winger" Dave Spart.

Tariq Ali, Hugo Chavez, John Pilger, Seamus Milne and Noam Chomsky are typical Spartists.

Spartist by GiantBird March 26, 2008

Spartist 

One that has talents that just so happens to be a spider

Look at that spartist go!

Spartist by Jazzy1464 March 16, 2021

Sportist 

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

scartist by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

sartistic 

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

sartistic by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020