Sped + Smart = Spart. For when you want to compliment and roast your friends at the same time. its a little bit of both
by adem_atas January 30, 2018
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The act in which a man flatulates warm semen after pleasurable anal sex with another male. This act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the anal cavity.
Tim sparted in his boyfriend's face. His boyfriend, Pat, neglected to wash his face that night. The next morning, Pat's face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. Pat is no longer living.
by Todd Bergton February 27, 2008
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Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
by jordanaustino October 10, 2010
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A cross between spicy and fart.
The awkward moment when you let one slip, but it burns you internally - due to an intense spicy sensation
Lisa *aggressively sprays cold water into her batty to numb the pain*
Lisa: I just sparted :/
by the almighty peppa pig February 29, 2020
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A neologism combining the words sperm and farting.

Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
I was terrified when I saw my poop laced with sperm webbing - I think I just spart myself.

He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.

My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.
by H0tC0ffey August 28, 2011
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sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. basically, a little bit of both
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When you think you're just going to fart, but sperm leaks out of your ass instead.
My girlfriend found out I was bi when I sparted at her family reunion.
by zzazz February 21, 2015
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