Sped + Smart = Spart. For when you want to compliment and roast your friends at the same time. its a little bit of both
by adem_atas January 30, 2018
The act in which a man flatulates warm semen after pleasurable anal sex with another male. This act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the anal cavity.
Tim sparted in his boyfriend's face. His boyfriend, Pat, neglected to wash his face that night. The next morning, Pat's face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. Pat is no longer living.
by Todd Bergton February 28, 2008
Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
by jordanaustino October 11, 2010
When an individual flatulates out of pure spite.
After Phillip Lost an intense game of scrabble, he proceeded to spart at the opponents.
by KortneyElouise March 25, 2018
Spartoi (also Sparti) (Greek: Σπαρτοί from σπείρω, speírō, "to sow")
Singular simple version "Spart"

Giant warriors who grew out of the earth. (From the mythology of Cadmium)
He Cadmium was then instructed by Athena to sow the dragon's teeth in the ground, from which there sprang a race of fierce armed men, called the Spart(oi) ("sown").
by ssparrt September 27, 2018
A neologism combining the words sperm and farting.

Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
I was terrified when I saw my poop laced with sperm webbing - I think I just spart myself.

He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.

My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.
by H0tC0ffey August 28, 2011
A cross between spicy and fart.
The awkward moment when you let one slip, but it burns you internally - due to an intense spicy sensation
Lisa *aggressively sprays cold water into her batty to numb the pain*
Lisa: I just sparted :/
by the almighty peppa pig February 29, 2020