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Spankage 

A complete thrashing and utter embarrassment.
I know dude, that was a total Spankage.
Spankage by MerryEaster December 26, 2010
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spankage 

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard
1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage
spankage by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spankadelic 

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.
Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic
Spankadelic by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex 

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation
"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"
Spankadex by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Spunkage 

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.
I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.
Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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