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Spankage 

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.
Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage
Spankage by allthematter March 14, 2009
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Spankage 

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.
Spankage by MerryEaster December 26, 2010
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spankage 

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard
1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage
spankage by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spankadelic 

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.
Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic
Spankadelic by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex 

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation
"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"
Spankadex by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Spunkage 

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.
I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.
Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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