Spankage

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.

Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage

by allthematter March 14, 2009

Spankage

A complete thrashing and utter embarrassment.

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.

by MerryEaster December 26, 2010

spankage

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard

1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage

by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spankadelic

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

by darrellyzer January 20, 2020