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Spankage 

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.
Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage
Spankage by allthematter March 14, 2009
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Spankage 

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.
Spankage by MerryEaster December 26, 2010
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spankage 

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard
1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage
spankage by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spankadelic 

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.
Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic
Spankadelic by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex 

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation
"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"
Spankadex by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Spunkage 

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.
I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.
Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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