Sporkage 

The verb/adj/noun form of spork. Often used as a replacement for many things.

I really need some sporkage.
Look at that great sporkage!
I'm gonna go sporkage.

Sporkage by Sporkage March 27, 2003

snorkage 

A variation of the word “snorked.” When you have been snorked, you can simplify the occurrence of it in one exasperating exclamation: Snorkage!

In a game of Texas Hold 'Em, the river allows the underdog to hit a one-outer, thereby putting a bad beat on the player who was favored to win the pot. Someone at the table exclaims, "Ooooh, Snorkage!"

snorkage by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 18, 2011

General Spookage 

a spooky mans does you a frighten, but you can't quite place your feelings.

OH SHITS A SPOOKY MANS I'M FEELING SOME MAJOR GENERAL SPOOKAGE

General Spookage by DTH901 June 5, 2020

Sportage 

The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.

Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'

Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.

Sportage by kiddotricks April 20, 2013

Sportage 

Small foreign SUV, more economical then larger versions.

I was driving my sportage on the trail.

Sportage by Softy70 August 19, 2008

kia sportage 

Kia sportage most epic 4wd on the tracks mainly used to recover any other 4wd and good for max traction

#kia sportage the best offroad viechle eats all those shit box patrols and navaras

#beast #epic #theultimate4wd

kia sportage by Little4x4 January 23, 2018

Sporage 

Combination of space and storage, generally the area behind seat of a single cab pick-up

"Get the tools out the sporage in my truck"

Sporage by Bradleyd August 19, 2021