spartage

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

by r0ji April 18, 2008

spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Smartage

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020

shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Sportage

The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.

Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'

Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.

by kiddotricks April 20, 2013

SPARTAGASM

Any sexual feeling or squeals of glee brought forth due to viewing Starz's Spartacus: Blood and Sand(Soon to be Spartacus Vengeance for season 2).
This includes, but is not limited to time away from the show, when one is feeling lustful or saucy.
It should always be typed in all caps: "SPARTAGASM"

"I was whipping my chained lover who I had shackled to a filthy wall, and he reminded me of Spartacus / Andy Whitfield trying to defy me with his fiery blue eyes. I had a SPARTAGASM right then and there!"

by spartacus2010@LiveJournal April 26, 2010

Sportage

Small foreign SUV, more economical then larger versions.

I was driving my sportage on the trail.

by Softy70 August 19, 2008