SparK.O. 

The flick of a cigarette into the face followed immediately by a knock out punch.

Don't worry, now that I'm sparked up, if we get in any shit, I'll just sparK.O. the fool.

SparK.O. by spacedpenguuin September 8, 2005

spark-o-matic 

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".

"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"

spark-o-matic by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013

spank-o-gram 

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

spank-o-gram by TammyS December 9, 2008

Spank-o-Vision 

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

Spank-o-Vision by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

sparko 

be sparko - be sleeping

you were sparko, I didn't want to wake you

sparko by petejazz April 20, 2013

dj sparko 

sexy boy sick dj and he will show u up

dj sparko cooler than u

dj sparko by we know u like boys February 20, 2018

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

knock sparko by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004