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slapperdoodle 

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")
"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"
slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Sapper Daddy 

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives
"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"
Sapper Daddy by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Mirror slapper 

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.
That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.
Mirror slapper by PESHI August 30, 2022

Angry Snapper 

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.
Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.
Angry Snapper by BigEvil13 March 29, 2015