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A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
Spankee by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021

spankee boy 

a ninny boy who just LOOOOVES to get spanked by a ho. A submissive unmanly chump who goes for that rancid BDSM scene. A masochistic and submissive loser.
Donald Douchebag TreasonTrump is always sassing off his hateful mouth like the bully kid that he is. He just indicted today for stealing political campaign money to pay the stripper whore Stormy Daniels to shut up about this brief tryst/affair they had while his current (paper-only marriage) third wife was a few months pregnant. He also sent a goon to threaten Stormy not to chirp.

Nonetheless, she spilled the beans on '60 Minutes', revealing that she held a rolled-up magazine with his ugly scowling mug on the front cover. Donnie il Douche said, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Pull down your pants!' and she gave him two swats on the ass. We've had all kinds of Presidents before, good and bad and ugly but NONE of them was a sissyish wimpy pissant spankee boy like Donald Jerk Trump is. He's a total fucking disgrace.

The very next week after Stormy Daniels spoke on TV about this, Spanky Boy Daughter-Molester ordered the mass kidnappings of thousands of migrant and Hispanic children from their families and detained them in dirty filthy concentration camps like the fascist pig that he is. He kept them in such horrid conditions where they were overcrowded, diseased, starved, beaten and raped. In one such camp the females were forcibly sterilized.

Donnie Douchebag is a traitor fascist Caligula SMF criminal spankee boy, with NO virtuous or honorable qualities or traits whatsoever.

Daddy Spankee 

Daddy Spankee a highly toxic yet superfriendly streamer/personality.
Balanced in everyway from looks to personality this person doesn't seem fit to it name,
Also this is highly taken into consideration while creating his name.
From origin this name originated as a cute twist but grew up into a meme because of his own personality and look.
Uncensored and Unfiltered all the time.
Being supercharged by having ADD/ADHD+Being Latin-Caribbean is a vibrant way of mixture and it's never boring to be around him on or offline.
he love gamer-girls BTW.
Daddy Spankee why are you so toxic' how is telling the truth toxic'
Daddy Spankee by TwitchFanBase September 16, 2019

new york spankee 

a baseball team that always gets beaten by the new york yankees, despite having a winning record against other teams.
before the red sox won the world series twice in 2004 and 2006, they were regular members of the new york spankees!
new york spankee by anna2k2 April 5, 2010

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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