Spanda 

An overweight white girl wearing black leggings/spandex - spandex + panda = spanda.

Emily: Shit son, Spanda alert, ten o clock.

Chris: God, look at that cow! Who the hell sold her leggings? You can see her fat rolls falling over the top!

Spanda by EmSlice December 19, 2008

University of Scandal and Corruption 

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.

If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.

University of Scandal and Corruption by G. Floyd November 13, 2021

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

roman sandal 

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

roman sandal by Dukes69 December 8, 2021

Sandalwood BAADSHAH

KICHCHA SUDEEPA is the Baadshah of South India! He was officially given this title by the KANNADA FIlM INDUSRY (KFI authority), he also has many other titles like 'ABHINAYA CHAKRAVARTHY', 'KICHCHA','BOX-OFFICE BAADSHAH'. He has taken kannada film industry to the next level! He has acted in Tamil, Telugu and Hindi movies! At present, he is no.1 actor of kannada with the highest fanbase! He is also called by many names by his fans like 'CRAZE KA BAAP', 'BOSS','ANNA','DEEPANNA' and many more. Not just on screen, off screen also he is a real hero!, A man of MILLION hearts, helping every single person possible!

kichcha sudeepa is the one and only sandalwood BAADSHAH!

Sandalwood BAADSHAH by KFI AUTHORITY OFFICIAL October 26, 2020

Sandal Shuffle 

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

Sandal Shuffle by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

The Great Door Handle Scandal by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019