spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

scandalised

after a bad experience, to be left feeling like a total injustice has been done.

"we absolutely murdered Sheff Utd for the last 20 mins and then they go and score in the 5th minute of injury time ... i felt absolutely scandalised."

by StymieSi June 11, 2006

sandalize

To throw your footwear in disgust, for lack of something better to throw.

A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn't want to waste my beer, so i tried to sandalize her. She was removed before i could get my sandal off, however

by Thegreatwarden78 October 17, 2008

Scandalize

It Means when I feel like you bout to be doing scandalous shit

Don’t go scandalize my name !

by anonymous March 25, 2021