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When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.
Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."
by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009
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