Spaghetti Heady 

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

Spaghetti Heady by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020

uber heady spaghetti 

When an individual believes their knowledge of "heady" subjects is unsurpassed, but in reality they are just putting up a front. Usually become very defensive when called out, and generally lose ensuing argument, though they usually don't realize it. Not a term of endearment.

The tool with all the hemp is trying to come off as a drug guru, but they are really uber heady spaghetti.

uber heady spaghetti by CannabisChris August 9, 2009

Spaghetti Head 

A term of endearment typically used for one's father. Also can be used to identify the grandfather of the little baby meatballs.

Peep: "hello spaghetti head"
Spaghetti Head: *no comment*

Spaghetti Head by Notgross September 19, 2015

White Ass Spaghetti Head 

A derogatory term used to call someone (usually a blonde) A white trash blonde. Commonly used by higher class white Americans to show their high class.

He is a White ass spaghetti head

White Ass Spaghetti Head by xX_Fortcraft_Xx February 27, 2018

Spaghetti Head 

Someone who is so oblivious to everything around them. Having no common sense and is just not all there at times.

Annette: I love the snow! Its just so white and beautiful, i wanna just play in it!
Katie: God your such a freakin Spaghetti head.

Spaghetti Head by mastabuttalarm January 13, 2011

White-ass Spaghetti Head 

A derogatory term to say to a white person with blonde hair (usually female, better if male) as an insult. Also used as a joke towards your friend.

Me: dude look at that thot

Imaginary friend: ya she is a white-ass spaghetti head

White-ass Spaghetti Head by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018

Elderly spaghetti head 

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

Elderly spaghetti head by Egirl23 December 2, 2019