Spagand 

To be back handed and slapped at the same time.

Talk to me like that again and I will spagand you.

Spagand by BF3L July 16, 2010

Spamanda

An online bully, a troll, who likes to spam with her opinion, but God forbid if you fight back!

Usually, insults are pretty lame. Tend to focus on personal information.

God you're so nasty! You're such a Spamanda!

Shut up, you're a twat. And you have no friends

Spamanda by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010

Spagankin 

Spagankin is a word used to describe someone or something amazing or cool.

That frappucino is spagankin!

Spagankin by ktisamazing June 14, 2010

spagane 

1: A dish of lasagne made with spaghetti rather than lasagne sheets.
2: A dish of lasagne made with a substitute for lasagne sheets
3: Any pasta dish where the traditional pasta has been replaced by whatever is to hand, it need not even be pasta
4: "Spaganify", to substitute a critical ingredient in any meal with another simply because you didn't have one but you had the other. (also "spaganified" act of spaganifying)
5: "Spaganification", the act of spaganifying
"Spaganified", to improve a traditional dish by spaganification

Origins: (SPAGhetti + lasAgNE) Spagane was originally created by Mrs. M. Sharpe and named by DR Smith in June 2008. It occured due to a lack of lasagne sheets and having spaghetti subsituted for it.
Traditional SPAGANE looks like a 3 week old rotted corpse. The white sauce combined with tomato, beef and spaghetti strings looks like a decomposing body where the fat and flesh are liquefying and over-run with maggots. It is quite possibly because of this that it tastes so much better than it looks.
Thos who are capable of putting spagane in their mouths claim that it is in fact superior to the original dish, possibly because it absorbs more moisture than lasagne sheets and those who would not normally eat lasagne claim it has a better texture.
Scientific research continues.
(alternatives: Fusilagne, Tagagne, Basmatagne, though this version, substituting basmati rice for lasagne has not been well recieved)

spagane by NIDRY June 29, 2008

spaganoli 

a person who participates in whipping others around the face with his penis, he then masturbates and unleashes his load into the eye of the person.

fred: wat ya get up to last nyt
george: i spaganolied sarah m8

spaganoli by Tebbsyyy December 29, 2007

slagando 

An exclamation of joy for winning a significant lottery or competition.

Mindy screamed 'Slagando' as it was announced she was the winner of Twister.

Stuart jumped up and down yelling 'Slagando' as the number 13 dropped into the lotto barrel making him a millionaire.

slagando by Skems May 9, 2007

Spagend 

A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

Spagend by Mowle January 7, 2012