Spagend 

A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

Spagend by Mowle January 7, 2012

Spagen wagon 

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

Spagand 

To be back handed and slapped at the same time.

Talk to me like that again and I will spagand you.

Spagand by BF3L July 16, 2010

spalend 

A cross between a bellend and a spas. often used to describe someone who has done something rash or stupid

he was acting like a spalend in class today

spalend by jono:D June 2, 2015

spaged 

When someone commits a hilarious and/or atrocious misspelling or typo, he got spaged.

(Originates from a misspelling of the word spaghetti)

personA: I like to dick around a soccer ball
personB: SPAGED

spaged by tm45 November 19, 2006

sagendorf

When you are fucking in doggy style and quickly switch to anal

Girl: "What the fuck did you do?"
Guy: "Sagendorf bitch!"

sagendorf by MisterEMachine August 9, 2018

Slagenda 

A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list

Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda

Slagenda by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011