spadankle
an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle
spadankle by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011
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spadankle • spadangle • Spadackled • Spadarkle • spadinkledore • Spadunkle • spajankle • spazankle • spidankle • sprankle
Spandangled
When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016
Spadunkle
The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010
Sprankle
To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...
Sprankle by six1seven1 March 13, 2014
spagackled
Hey Bill, did you grab my bag of meth ?
No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?
No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?
spagackled by TuckerLipsin April 6, 2015
Spagackled
(adj.) The end result of consuming to many illicit, recreational, and or prescription drugs to acheive a euphoric sensation.
-High as a kite.
-Totally inibriated
-High as a kite.
-Totally inibriated
Spagackled by DEADMEAT February 23, 2017
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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