Spactuary

Derogatory portmanteau of the words actuary and spastic.

Even after qualifying as a spactuary I’m still not loaded.

by JaySordoff May 29, 2023

sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.

Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

sanctuary

a small safe place in a troubling world

"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"

by quotelover28 September 30, 2012

Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.

Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.

by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021

Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

by YAWA July 26, 2020

Nerd Sanctuary

A room or home that is filled with computers and other cool gadgets. A place where nerds are completely in their element.

A safe, bully-free haven for nerds where no stupid asshole ignoranus is welcome.

That guy's house is a total nerd sanctuary! Did you see all the cool stuff he has?

by nerdsanctuary February 9, 2010