Spackwags 

Derivative of the term "scallywag" definition reminiscent of pirates. Used more in laymen's terms as a cultural fiends of descent.

Can I get some really Russian spackwags to back up these pipe hitting members of the KGB.

Spackwags by Lightning-Nl February 6, 2023

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

sackwag 

when a male is standing up with his legs spread apart (about 1 1/2 feet) and he sways from side to side. when he is doing this, his sack hits the sides of his thighs.

look at that guy. he is doing the sackwag.

sackwag by scoop1219 February 5, 2009

Sackwagon 

1. A slut who takes ball sacks on the chin 24/7.
2. A chickenhead.
3. A bitch who sucks a lot of cock.

This skank ho named Chrissy is a flat out sackwagon, holmes. This chick is balls across the nose night and day !

Sackwagon by sniggs March 29, 2009

spacktastic 

Adjective used to describe something stupid that a person does. Usually spoken, not written..

This is not as strong a word as spacktacular.

"That was so spacktastic."

spacktastic by David Linfield May 20, 2007

Spankwagon 

When you hide your all your porn in the trunk of the car so your wife can't find it.

Shit there's not enough room for the spare tire. This Spankwagon is topped out!

Spankwagon by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

spackaging 

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.

Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber

spackaging by BikerKim January 3, 2017