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Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker
Stop it you spackward fuckmonger
Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011
when a male is standing up with his legs spread apart (about 1 1/2 feet) and he sways from side to side. when he is doing this, his sack hits the sides of his thighs.
look at that guy. he is doing the sackwag.
sackwag by scoop1219 February 5, 2009

Sackwagon 

1. A slut who takes ball sacks on the chin 24/7.
2. A chickenhead.
3. A bitch who sucks a lot of cock.
This skank ho named Chrissy is a flat out sackwagon, holmes. This chick is balls across the nose night and day !
Sackwagon by sniggs March 29, 2009

spacktastic 

Adjective used to describe something stupid that a person does. Usually spoken, not written..

This is not as strong a word as spacktacular.
"That was so spacktastic."
spacktastic by David Linfield May 20, 2007

Spankwagon 

When you hide your all your porn in the trunk of the car so your wife can't find it.
Shit there's not enough room for the spare tire. This Spankwagon is topped out!
Spankwagon by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

spackaging 

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.
Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber
spackaging by BikerKim January 3, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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