Smackbags

Collective noun for a fine pair of swinging boobs, free of their wrapping and begging for a slapping. Or just a quick motorboat if your hands are tied.

He grabbed onto her smackbags and held on for dear life.

by Sicko Smackdaddy July 9, 2015

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackagelies

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smackban

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.

Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs

by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

smackass

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.

Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.

by wiseguy February 24, 2004