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Collective noun for a fine pair of swinging boobs, free of their wrapping and begging for a slapping. Or just a quick motorboat if your hands are tied.

He grabbed onto her smackbags and held on for dear life.

Smackbags by Sicko Smackdaddy July 9, 2015

Words you can keep

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Related Words

Smackbags • smackbaggot • smack bass • smackage • SmackBaby • Smackball • smackbanger • SACKBAGGER • SackBagging • Sackbasket

Smackagelies

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smackban

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.

Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs

Smackban by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

SmackBaby by randy Farris April 5, 2011

smackbaggot

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

smackass

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.

Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.

smackass by wiseguy February 24, 2004

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026