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Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.
Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.
Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007
To hit someone in the balls with the back of your hand generating power from a backswing of the stronger arm and finishing with a graceful flick of the wrist...
- From the Ancient Roman word 'sackuswakus' - meaning 'ruptured ballsack'
"you only get a sackwack if no one likes you"
sackwack by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

Sackwagon 

1. A slut who takes ball sacks on the chin 24/7.
2. A chickenhead.
3. A bitch who sucks a lot of cock.
This skank ho named Chrissy is a flat out sackwagon, holmes. This chick is balls across the nose night and day !
Sackwagon by sniggs March 29, 2009

Sackward-facing manservant  

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.
"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"
Sackage is a postmodern word that has evolved into meaning "the good things in life".

It started in the Scottish Borders town of Selkirk with local menace Dr Crack, initially referring to being desirous of being sacked from her job. The actual name of the employer is unknown to scholars, who point to a variety of nicknames, such as; The Death Star, Arse Factory and Soul Toilet.

The true identity of Dr Crack is also a mystery to academics, due to the number of alternate nicknames bandied about.

The word has, as previously said, evolved into meaning all of the little things that make life bearable for the working stiff. A night in the pub could definitely be sackage, as could a good book, friendship, or even simple pleasures like stuffing oneself full of junk food additives at lunchtime and buzzing one's way through a dull afternoon at work.

The antonym for sackage would almost certainly seem to be bawbaggery.
It's time to leave work. Now, that's sackage!
That beer was pure sackage.
It's all about the sackage.
Sackage by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007

Sackwatter 

A general insult towards an individual.
Although used as an insult, it doesn't have a negative load.
That's because it came to live from spontanous absurdism and the lack for a better word.
"You fucking sackwatter!"
"After that trick he pulled, many found him a sackwatter."
"Ofcourse Bush is a sackwatter."
Sackwatter by Mr. Shit Happens September 1, 2008