Spackwad 

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

Spackwad by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Spackadilliac 

A bad type of woman: ugly, stupid, mean, etc.

That mean lady is a spackadilliac

Spackadilliac by Big Daddy Bisquick September 10, 2006

Slackwad

Slacker.

You slackwads better clean your bedrooms or I'll get the belt out.

Slackwad by Dugrhill December 27, 2010

Spackdad 

When your dad is a spack and he peals potato in the bath then walks into his bedroom from the bathroom naked without a towel

1) Your dad is sutch a spackdad

2) Spackdad all on the floor spackdad give me some more spackdad till you get saw spackdad ohhhhhh

Spackdad by Nthny April 24, 2017

Smackwad 

Akin to Smacktard slightly less offensive however. One can often call their friends a smackwad without being punched in the nuts on account of it not implying they are a retard... just a jerk. While -wad can be applied to a multitude of derogatory terms to imply the person is not just a 'jerk' for instance but a WAD of it (emphasis), smackwad is one of those words you can use is everyday conversation without really offending anybody enough to suffer repercussions.

A fool, a jerk

A: "I just swore infront of our head of year and she flipped on me..."
C: "Smackwad..."

C: "Aah! You spilled crap on me. Jesus, when will you stop being a smackwad?!"

Smackwad by TopherD November 10, 2008

Spackwags 

Derivative of the term "scallywag" definition reminiscent of pirates. Used more in laymen's terms as a cultural fiends of descent.

Can I get some really Russian spackwags to back up these pipe hitting members of the KGB.

Spackwags by Lightning-Nl February 6, 2023