spackaging 

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.

Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber

spackaging by BikerKim January 3, 2017

Spackamonga 

one who is foolish or incapable

who's that spackamonga attempting to breakdance?

Spackamonga by jake burns December 26, 2010

crack spackling 

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.

I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling

crack spackling by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

Care Packaging 

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT

Care Packaging by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

like packaging chicken 

1. a phrase used to describe a fun time or a fond memory
2. a common replacement for the phrase "good times"
3. may be abbreviated as LPC

1. Remember that time crazy Jonathon sang karaoke at the Saloon?! That was "LPC".

2. Hey, let's go to the 'gaff tonight. It will be "like packaging chicken"!

like packaging chicken by Mama Lou June 25, 2006

Clamshell Packaging 

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.

Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.

Clamshell Packaging by SkySandvich August 29, 2009