Spacey Defense

When you get called out for committing a crime, and in response, proclaim that you're gay.

It comes from when Kevin Spacey was accused by Anthony Rapp of trying to molest him when he was 14, and Kevin Spacey responded by saying he's gay.

The Spacey Defense:

Everyone: Did you molest that 14 year old boy?
Kevin Spacey: I'm gay

Spacey Defense by The Word Jesus October 31, 2017

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

The Kevin Spacey defense by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

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Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

Kevin Spacey Defence by OctagonDinosaur November 3, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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