Spacedog

When a child's head is level with your butt, and you fart into their mouth. As heard on the podcast "In the (Fro)Zone".

I spacedogged so many kids at Disneyland today.

Spacedog by AFishCalledRwanda December 9, 2012

spacedog

Lika first canine cosmonaught.

spacedog by mada March 3, 2003

spacedogfarms 

a small farm floating in Space offering the seediest seeds to grow the greenest greens.

"wow, those broccoli seeds from spacedogfarms are fuego. Germ rates were 90's and terps kept me level. Grew then and saved me a bunch of money from Whole Foods"

spacedogfarms by warmlikeminnesota June 5, 2020

N-Space Dog 

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

N-Space Dog by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

spacedock 

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.

1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?

spacedock by nbiz September 20, 2005

spacedock 

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.

Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.

spacedock by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010

space dog 

When someone, male or female, defecates directly into a a condom and freezes the condom until hard and uses it for a sexual purpose.

You could use a space dog as a dildo

space dog by Charlie Chalk November 9, 2006