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Space Hop

A space hop or to space hop someone is allot like a teabag but it it more forceful . A man takes hold of his testicles and hangs them over someones head then thrust in there face while still holding your testicles.
"dont fall asleep or i will space hop your face"
by rawwr5225 October 30, 2009
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This technique refers to being fellated while sitting on the shoulders of an overweight girl (crotch to face), holding onto her ears and jiggling up and down like an ecstatic simpleton.

Among others, this sexual exercise is also known as Big Momma's Bouncy Castle, Standing On The Shoulder's Of Giants, The Testi Trampoline and Akabusi's High Jump.
"See that big lass over there? We did The Space Hopper last summer in my grandmothers back garden."

"She was so happy I proposed, she let me do The Akabusi High Jump right there in Akbar's curry house!"
by Mini Chedder September 12, 2007
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space hopping

The act of freezing a poo until it is firm enough to use as a dildo, either on yourself or a partner.
Space hopping...What eskimos have to do, probably
by Ordish September 5, 2006
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space hoppers

Over full testacles, resulting from sexual deprivation
I've got nads like space hoppers (Asquith, 2005)
by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005
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Screaming Space Hopper

On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
by Hungry Horrace November 2, 2008
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Space Hopinsideher

The art of chasing girls on a space hopper until they get with you (or not).
Did you see Tim chase down that girl on the Space Hopper and then get with her?" "Yeah, he has perfected the Space Hopinsideher!
by Timmy10inch March 12, 2011
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Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019
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