1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

Chinese Spareribs by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! December 12, 2011

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sparerib

A name used to describe a chinese man who ages like a prune and sounds like Jonathan Ross after catching a case of knob-rot.

"were you born without eyes or are you just shit like SpareRib?"

sparerib by ChavButty January 25, 2005

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sparrer

Little boy's penis. A corruption/derivation of 'sparrow', the insignificant little bird. (ENGLISH - especially Yorkshire)

Watch you don't catch your sparrer in your zip, son.

sparrer by mikelangelno October 1, 2017

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No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.

Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!

No-square sparer by A Person Named September 15, 2013

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