Spaarer 

A person who cares for a person in a time of need.

My spaarer helped me when I had cherry bakewell green tea bags on my eyes.

Spaarer by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017

Spaarer 

A person who works in a spa. Not to be confused with masseuse.

I work as a spaarer.

Spaarer by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017

cock sparrer 

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

cock sparrer by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

Chinese Spareribs 

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

Chinese Spareribs by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! December 12, 2011

sparerib 

A name used to describe a chinese man who ages like a prune and sounds like Jonathan Ross after catching a case of knob-rot.

"were you born without eyes or are you just shit like SpareRib?"

sparerib by ChavButty January 25, 2005

sparrer 

Little boy's penis. A corruption/derivation of 'sparrow', the insignificant little bird. (ENGLISH - especially Yorkshire)

Watch you don't catch your sparrer in your zip, son.

sparrer by mikelangelno October 1, 2017

No-square sparer 

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.

Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!

No-square sparer by A Person Named September 15, 2013