sparerib

A name used to describe a chinese man who ages like a prune and sounds like Jonathan Ross after catching a case of knob-rot.

"were you born without eyes or are you just shit like SpareRib?"

sparerib by ChavButty January 25, 2005

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Chinese Spareribs

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

Chinese Spareribs by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! December 12, 2011

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Chinese Spareribs • Spare Rib Ticklers • sparrib

Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"

What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?

Spare Rib Ticklers by Teenster July 15, 2007

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sparrib

Today's America is turning brown. We don't know what's what. Spanish, Arab, what else is there?

We don't know if our neighbor is Spanish or an Arab = sparrib

sparrib by PrairieDoggin January 13, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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