Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Sour Patches

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

by GDOGTHEBOMB May 25, 2016

sour patch

A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!

by jendaswims April 15, 2009

Sour patch

Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.

by AngeleyeswAngeleyeswhit87 October 3, 2017

Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021

sour patches

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

by Imsorryjo! June 13, 2010