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Soup n Salad 

When you take a hit with nicotine and finish with a hit of marijuana
Bro I ate some Soup n Salad
Soup n Salad by Hentai Connoisseur February 15, 2021

salad soup 

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.
I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.
salad soup by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

unlimited soup and salad 

A sexual act in which one person is tossing the salad (analingus) of another while the other person has a bad case of diarrhea even after the tosse has been deflicated on they keep going back in for more
Had a girl down for a rusty trombone, surprised her with unlimited soup and salad

soup and salad 

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.
Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?
soup and salad by Mike February 18, 2004

Soup and Salad 

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

the soup is cold and the salad is hot 

A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".
Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?

"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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