People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.

There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.

Garage Sitters by WGator January 18, 2011

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Same Side Sitters

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.

"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."

Same Side Sitters by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008

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the fence sitters

these are a very specialised group of people who are absent of any ability to make a choice in any walk of life.
they very often avoid making decisions and would much rather sit on ones fence, there it is said to be safe and free from confrontation.

if approached by large groups asking lots of questions at a fast tempo the fence sitters are often known to curl up into a ball or play dead.

chris: "hey john did u see that smogon stood over there on its own, the fuckin freak?"

john: "im saying nothing mate, i dont wanna get involved"

chris: "why have you curled up on the floor in a ball? oh yeah! your one of the fence sitters"

john: "stop asking me so many questions, i might accidently answer one"

chris: "whatever! you fuckin fence sitter!"

the fence sitters by ewok840 November 22, 2011

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