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Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Sowinski 

A group of individual whom will pretend to be your friend and bad talk you the first chance they get. Known for dwelling on FaceBook and spreading their lies (their legs as well) to anybody who will listen. Don't put trust in these individuals, they will only use you and discard you like trash. All of them have some sort of criminal history.
You need to stop being a Sowinski. JealousObnoctiousUntruthfulLiarTheifGold diggerDumb

You pulled another Sowinski move.
Sowinski by White_trash_hater December 1, 2011

Kyle Sliwinski 

a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch
Kyle Sliwinski by Bign17372 January 21, 2023

Sosinski 

The act of deliberately ignoring a text from 20 minutes to the next day repeatedly.
Hey, how are you?
20 minutes later
Good. you?
Pretty good. How's the wife?
35 minutes later
Great!
I'm being sosinski -ed, aren't I?
1 day later
What are you talking about?
Sosinski by 2dogs2hamsters March 14, 2012

Slowinski 

A horrible creep. Usually bald and dictator-like. He makes girls cry and gets a sick kick out of it. He usually hangs out with the people who score high on tests and ignore the people who get lower grades. He is evil. Usually compared to Lord Voldemort.
"Hey Mr. Slowinski"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Slowinski by Motherfucking platypi February 28, 2012

Stefan Slowinski 

Stefan Slowinski is a king with very valid political opinions + he is very handsome His tiktok is @stefanslowinski8
Friend 1:Hey have you seen Stefan Slowinski new post? Friend 2: alloimagibanotzaaingobbibimbobimÖÖÖ
Stefan Slowinski by poopslicker April 11, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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