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SISTASTIK 

A COOL ENHANCED version of a sister who is SUPER AWESOME..SISTASTIK
Sis you came through..SISTASTIK
Sister my forever friend SISTASTIK
SISTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
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Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010

Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.
Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."
Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009

sosalism 

form of government created by chief keef to love no thotties.
“Aye Chris that’s against Sosalism policy, you can’t be with her”
sosalism by luv no thotties May 7, 2020
Soltar is a phrase used to protect those who sneeze from acute cardiac arrest.

2nd definition - Alternative to bless you. With no religious connotation.
Old woman #1 <Sneeze>
Old woman #2 Soltar.
Old woman #1 Why thank you martha.
Old woman #2 Oh no problem betsy.
Soltar by kinamur March 8, 2009
adjective,

To make something far better and extravagant than any normal way of doing it; able to bend reality; do the impossible; unbreakable and unapologetically badass.
Tyler invited 2 friends over to his house, so he ordered 9 extra larger pizzas, and 9 one litre sodas, in other words, Tyler soltaned it.

Billy's is such a soltan type of guy, he rented 100 ponies, a ferrari limo, and got Elon Musk to MC his fish's 1st birthday.
Soltan by YesOkaySureActuallyNo February 6, 2021