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Sistahs before Mistahs
The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.
Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
Sistahs before Mistahs by SJB July 29, 2008
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sistah by tehmuffenman October 15, 2011
Sistahoe
Multiple females 3 or more in love with same the same guy at the same time. And each will fight for the right to be his. This player makes each girl feel like there the one.
Person 1 Damn did you hear Mike got two of his sistahoes pregnant?
#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?
#1 I dont know I think so lol
#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?
#1 I dont know I think so lol
Sistahoe by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020
Sistahoe
Multiple females 3 or more in love with same the same guy at the same time. And each will fight for the right to be his. This player makes each girl feel like there the one.
Person 1 Damn did you hear Mike got two of his sistahoes pregnant?
#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?
#1 I dont know I think so lol
#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?
#1 I dont know I think so lol
Sistahoe by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020
Sistas Before Mistas
When Females choose, staying with, or going out with their girlfriends over, staying or going out, with one of their Casual Boyfriends or a random Guy who they have just met. Or hookups
Two Girls at a Night club,
' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"
Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"
Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
Sistas Before Mistas by Bojacke February 20, 2012
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